GoogleBomb Assignment
March 22nd, 2006 by LAFrom comments on Atrios:
We love our friend Jeff Goldstein at proteinwisdom.com, even if he won’t let us comment there anymore. We love him so much that we thought we’d help promote his site a little bit with a GoogleBomb.
You can help!
Your instructions:
Link the word “Manshake” to Jeff Goldstein’s blog:
http://www.proteinwisdom.comWhile you’re at it, you might as well link “Michelle Malkin” to Auguste’s great blog Malkin(s)Watch at http://malkinwatch.blogsome.com/ (new URL).
Together, United, We’ll Never be Defeated!
***Comments Closed***
March 22nd, 2006 at 11:55 am
Manshake?
Silly me, I didn’t know what it meant; so I looked it up. Two definitions:
1. A protein shake guys drink to become “tough”.
2.What spews forth from one man’s “Power Wand”. (Dude, you got covered in manshake.)
You are fucking ill, LA. The filth, the fucking filth. Think of The Children.
March 22nd, 2006 at 1:32 pm
He’s gonna need a new prescription.
March 23rd, 2006 at 5:08 am
Yes, please think of all those innocent children googling “manshake.” You certainly wouldn’t want them to wind up hitting Goldstein instead of getting what they really want.
March 30th, 2006 at 3:46 am
Does his manshake, in fact, bring all the girls to the yard?
March 30th, 2006 at 8:07 am
I certainly hope so.
June 14th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
[…] AKA: Pasty, Count Blogula, Purblind Jism, Manshake, Mark Discordia […]
June 14th, 2006 at 11:39 pm
Maybe “Jeff Goldstein” should be linked to that Sadly, No! takedown.
July 8th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
liberals are classy
July 8th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Manshake
July 10th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Your googlebombing idea is really sad and pathetic.
July 10th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Sorry about your being wrong, bystander. It’s funny.
February 22nd, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Oops. LA, you’re a dishonest moron.
February 22nd, 2007 at 11:12 pm
The top google link for manshake leads straight back to this site. Was that the plan? To make yourself the top google referer for the word ‘manshake’?
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:37 am
LOL at above post.
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:12 am
I like to drink manshake.
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:49 am
I want to drink Jeff Goldstein’s manshake.
After that I would like some of Atrios’s manshake!
February 23rd, 2007 at 3:54 am
If one googles manshake the top result is:
http://www.liberalavenger.com/2006/03/22/googlebomb-assignment/
February 23rd, 2007 at 4:32 am
Can I drink your manshake?
February 23rd, 2007 at 9:03 am
“HA HA!”
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:32 am
Mission not accomplished.
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:35 am
My throat is so parched, I’d love to have it bathed in a flood of manshake just about now.
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I want to know how much you’ve paid Patterico. He gets 4,997 hits per day, and you’re at 1,023. And this’ll make two major links in the past couple of weeks.
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:44 pm
What are your ad rates, LA?
I’d like to market my patented kevlar coated bat guano face shield to the
new wingnut traffic stumbling in here….
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Maybe it would drive comments to your no-comment wingnut blog, BRT.
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:45 pm
In case you missed this fizzle, I don’t WANT any fucking comments. Truth is truth and it stands on it’s own, comments or not.
(How’s that for making sure I get at least one bat ass to comment, huh?)
Doesn’t matter to me….either way.
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:52 pm
BRT, you’ve been talking to yourself for the last 15 minutes. How sad and lonely.
Specious post hoc arguments from rose-tinted glasses do not qualify as truth IMO.
February 23rd, 2007 at 6:59 pm
Oh yeah… This was a great idea…
LA, Maybe no one ever told you, but idea that you happen upon when drunk should be writen down and studied when sober, not implimented right away…
First, the idea that googlebombing is the right way to win an argument is childish, and supporting and advertising some else’s idea is just as bad…
Second, “manshake”??? Come on… You’re a liberal, man! surely you and your friends have better insults for Conservatives… You’ve used so many for us, you must be able to do better…
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Old post is old, wingnuts can’t drive on.
February 24th, 2007 at 10:57 am
The “truth” is hard to swallow.
February 24th, 2007 at 11:18 am
Thanks for the laugh. It’s like that Bugs Bunny deal where he twists the gun barrel around so Elmer Fudd winds up shooting himself in the back. Hey dude, you’re the new Elmer Fudd. Good wuck with your hunting…
February 24th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
The “truth” is hard to swallow.
Not for the Liberal “Manshake” Avenger.
February 24th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
What’s all this talk about “manshake” here?
February 24th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
You guys are gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that….
February 24th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
[…] Someone should have told this loon that when you start trying to do things like bomb manshake, you have to remember that if the enemy is in range, so are you. […]
February 24th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
So what does Golstein’s cum taste like trolls?
February 24th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
You kiss your mother with that mouth dude? Seriously, I know it hard but try acting human once in a while. You may find you actually like not acting like a vapid, empty headed, simpering dolt all the time.
February 24th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
So what’s a guy gotta do to get a manshake around here ?
Don’t tell me Google got it wrong again ?
February 24th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Alas! Liberal vengance is hoisted upon its own retards.
February 24th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
does not some one LA owe me a reach around?
February 25th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Huh, so, since this is the only site in the world that uses the word manshake on a regular basis, would repeated instances of the word manshake solidify his position in the results? Because, you know, if someone were to search for “manshake” and stumble on this blog, which happens to be the top result for “manshake”, then that might change the whole demographic of The Liberal Avenger to those who get their kicks searching for manshake. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. The word manshake, I mean.
But anyway, manshake is a pretty difficult term to Googlebomb, due to the restrictions that Google has made on Googlebombing. I don’t know what they are, but I read about them on an internet article which had nothing to do with the term “manshake.” Perhaps the weight of the result may have something to do with a page that prominently features the word manshake, in which case this page will forever be enshrined as the one place on the internet which says the word manshake more than a site like… Andrew Sullivan Loves Teh Manshake dot com.
In conclusion, “Manshake” would be a really good name for a rock band.
February 25th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
dear Chadster, did you happen to notice that this post is really really old?
March 22nd, 2006… almost a full year old…
you are way behind dude, you better start reading.
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July 18th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Whatever.
This is still one of the greatest blog entries I have ever read.