It seems that the Islamofascists have jumped onto the gun control bandwagon. As if we didn’t have enough to worry about with the anti-gun nuts in our own backyard! For years Bush had warned us, “they hate our freedom.” And now it’s clear what he meant: they hate our freedom to own firearms.

As you know, I do not hate all towelheads. I recognize that one or two of them aren’t genocidal killers bent on world domination. I may not have ever acknowledged it out loud on this or any other blog, but I thought it. I thought it loud and clear! And yet stories like this challenge even the limits of my tolerance.

I hesitate to say this. War is not something that should be entered into lightly. But the time has come for us to invade this Hamas place. After all, what threatens our security more than a disarmed America? The Hamasians gun confiscation plan threatens us just as much as those WMD ever did in Iraq (did you notice that even liberals are finally acknowledging that Saddam had WMDs? You can’t stay in denial forever!)

Even more than the Iraq war, we should all line up behind Nobel Laureate Bush and demand that Hamas immediately arm. If they continue their destructive path of disarmament, we will have no option but unleash the powers of hell. Only through a prolonged occupation can we remove the threat to my personal firearm collection and assure that the Hamasis enjoy their God-given right to automatic weapons.

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