Everytime I heard the name of Paul Wolfowitz’ girlfriend, Shaha Ali Riza, I wondered about her ethnicity. Only today could I be bothered to look it up, guessing she might be Israeli. I mean, she couldn’t be Arab, right?

WRONG! Riza was born in Tripoli, LIBYA! Her father was Libyan and her mother Syrian-Saudi. Libyan-Syrian-Saudi, that’s like the holy fucking trinity of terrorism if I ever saw it! I couldn’t find any information that would tell me if she’s a Muslim. But using the Schlusselian paradigm of deduction, I can only come to the conclusion that yes, SHE IS A MUSLIM! And thus a terrorist.

It’s all becoming clear now. I’m beginning to understand how a brilliant man like Paul Wolfowitz could fall in such a trap as the invasion of Iraq. Did the US/Middle-East adventure turn sour because Wolfowitz was at the bidding of an AlQaeda seductress? Oh Paul, why did you have to break your mother’s heart? Why couldn’t you find yourself a nice jewish girl?

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