ATTENTION - ATTENTION

April 1st, 2006 by Rip TruthTeller

There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not adjust your monitors. We are in control of the transmission.

We are in total control. In control of the posting, in control of the comments, in control of the link lists and the advertising links.

The future is now - freedom is on the march - a new day has arrived.

We repeat there is nothing wrong with your monitor. You are about to participate in a great adventure - you will now experience the awe and mystery that reaches from the rational mind to The Conservative Avenger.

6 Responses to “ATTENTION - ATTENTION”

  1. Ziggurat05 Says:

    Man, I go to a bar one night and see what happens! I’m never going to drink again.

  2. Impulsivecompulsive Says:

    God bless your souls, boys, for finally coming to your senses!!! I’ve prayed for Bush/God to teach you the rightous ways of the republic, and now I see my prayers have come to fruition!!! I always knew that all I’d have to do is pray hard enough, and God/Bush would help me help you!!!

    (Oh, and happy April. Relurking now.)

  3. Jesus\' Handmaiden Says:

    Stumbled over, a little tipsy, gotta go do bed now, but wanted to point right-thinkers to … uh … sorry, anyway, here’s the link and praise God and pass that ammunition.

  4. Laine Says:

    Ok, ok.. this is too funny. I just got my laptop back from The Geek Squad (a pc fixing company) that had to reformat my HD after the US border control got done with it… yep.. I was a bit concerned there for a minute.

  5. Dank Hagny Says:

    I’m Hank Dagney’s not-mentally-ill twin brother.

  6. red Says:

    It’s fab, LA. I mean CA. :-)

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