Thank God that there are still those who understand how important it is that evil be forced to not just see the light, but to know, really know, deep in their sphincter that the Lord God, who’s glory holy wrath, will smote, smitie, smitte…. ….be really mad and do nasty stuff to those who spew sacrilegious rantings and unpatriotic challenges against the very foundation that made our country great. GOD BLESS AMERICA. GOD BLESS OUR GREAT AND GLORIOUS BUSH AND TO HELL WITH ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE.

btw … I spoke with God again today…

He tells us Religious Conservativism rules this great land (Duh… it has from the start) , and if it ya don’t like it then just take a short walk off a long plank because God is not happy. He is filled with furious anger and righteous rage at what he sees in America these days. When we spoke today, and he said “whoa, righteous, rage on” (he rarely calls me ‘Righteous’, cute nickname though) He said it about those liberals trying fight Our words, His word, with their so-called “common sense” and “reasoned arguments” and “evidence. ” Inflamed he is and you should well be too, for US the soul survivors, fire is life and the time is now, the tribe has spoken …err God has spoken…He shall bring Woe upon you all…You liberal moonbattalions, you fenimazis, you homersaxaphones, you know who you are , you know that your time has come The place you’ll go is to the front of the line to meet Our Lord Protector, an`d you will be smitten! Smited! Smitted! or is it…Smittied!Smitheth! Oh heck, He’ll be mad and you’ll be so, oh so very sorry. Woe is something Jehovah knows! And boy is He pissed!

He tells us that we, His representatives on earth, know better than the legions of socialist apologists who mock and turtle his name. We speak to him, we know his will, we have a copy of it in the safe. It says the meek,we God’s victims, shall inherit the earth, saying nothing about the socialist death tax at all. Liberals just don’t understand that, how can they?. Them with their blasphamistic hordes of unbeleivers claiming rights for all, but blind to the truth that human rights are God’s responsibility. So to hell with with your so-called human rights, for they surely are of Satan’s womb!

More importantly what about God’s rights? God is no co-pilot, he’s the captain, the king, the grand almighty commander, the top dog, the head cheese, the big kahuna, top chef, soul survivor. He deserves our supplication, penturbulance and hot coffee as we are only God’s flight attendants, we’re right on his rightside (in the jumpseat) and all the rest of you are damned.

“Woe”, you’ll cry. “Woe is me, aww Christmas, I shoulda voted Republican”, but too late now. For Saint PeterPaul will look up your name in the big book of Whuppass, and Whoa! The gnashing of teeth on that day will be heard across the land, like the crackling of toasted coconuts. But for those of us true rational sane Americans in South Carolina, Kansas, in Missori, in the great state of Texas, and the rest of the magnific Red states of America, we will laugh. Cackle we will, chorttel, cachinnate, guffaw, chuckle and croup knowing that you traitorous unAmerican traitor people will burn in eternal hellfire (like the french, you will fry) and we’ll be up in heaven hanging out with God and making fun of your misery all day, every day and twice on sundays. Ah, we love the smell of burning liberals in the morning.

May the lord make us Truely thankfull .

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