Where’s Osama?
April 1st, 2006 by Jack Rayn“Where’s Osama?” repeat the left-wing pundit pansies. “Where’s Osama?” chant the liberal latte-drinking traitors as a mantra.
Where’s Osama? Perhaps if you’d watch something else than socialist biased CNN for your information, you’d know where Osama is. If like me, you’d bother asking our real American heroes, our men in uniforms who defend the continental United States against the barbarian invasion of Islamofascists, perhaps you’d know exactly where Osama Bin Laden really is.
After talking to my friend Lt. Col. Markus Coster, I learned that Osama Bin Laden was captured by the the 19th Special Forces Group in Afghanistan on May 19th 2004. But the liberal controlled media as refused to acknowledge this fact so far. If they would just bother with a Google search, they would find photographs of the former Al Qaeda supreme leader jailed in Guantanamo. Maybe it’s better this way, if they knew, they’d probably want to pay his caution.
My buddy Dr. Marc Blumenthal from the Central Intelligence Agency Video Analysis Division explained to me that the leader of the Mexican Zapatista guerrilla - Subcomandante Marcos - has assumed the identity of Bin Laden, thus taking the reigns of the Al Qaeda Holy Empire, from his headquarter in Chiapas. Note that the real man behind the Marcos persona, is in fact Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the Jordanian terrorist leader. Again, the media should’ve asked a few questions to the people in the know before they started to question why Zarqawi has yet to be captured by our successful anti-terrorist operation in Iraq.
This explains why our President insists on giving amnesty to illegal immigrants from Mexico in an open-border terrorist fly-trap policy.
Better we fight ‘em here than out there.
April 1st, 2006 at 5:39 am e
It all fits. It’s what I would have been saying for years, if only I had your contacts.
How do you get to know these guys, Rayn? I called the CIA and asked for Dr. Blumenthal, but they just gave me the standard, “I can’t imagine who you might be speaking of” routine. When I called the DoD about Col. Coster, they just laughed.
I mean, who do you gotta blow to get some access in this administration? I’ve been carrying their water for five solid years now, and the only number I have in my rolodex is Ari Fleischer’s.
Maybe if I read some more Plutarch, I can figure out how he got access. Now that guy was connected, with a capital C!
Maybe there’s something in
April 1st, 2006 at 2:54 pm e
“Killing Bin Laden will inspire 10 more: Dalai Lama
Mar 31 10:57 PM US/Eastern
The Dalai Lama says that were Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden killed that hatred would cause another 10 like him to spring up, in an interview with a British newspaper…”
SEE bat brains?! The moonbats want to pull our troops out of Iraq and pack them into Afghanistan and Pakistan to track down bin Landen.
How fucking smart is THAT?! Pulling out of Iraq turns the whole damned country over to Al Queda and killing bin Laden creates 10 more murderous assholes just like him.
How’s THIS for a “chowderheaded” approach to things….?
“Democrats Detail Security Policy
Bin Laden, Iraq and Domestic Safety Identified as Midterm Issues
By Chris Cillizza and Dan Balz
Washington Post Staff Writers
Thursday, March 30, 2006; Page A12
Emboldened by President Bush’s declining approval ratings, Democrats unveiled a national security platform yesterday for the midterm elections that stresses renewed focus on capturing Osama bin Laden, reducing the U.S. presence in Iraq and stepped up protection at home..”
Fact of the matter is that the only thing the Democrats have any expertise at all in is cutting and running -a central theme of the plan they worked on assiduously for 6 years to make themselves the laughing stock of the free world.
“Well, er, we’re going to step up protection at home by, er, opening all our borders so they won’t be mad with us any more; turning Iraq over to Al Queda which should keep them QUITE busy for awhile and cloning 10 more Osama bin Ladens which should be a pleasant change of pace. Maybe some fresh new faces and more exciting names, possibly some women, some gays, maybe even a Presbyterian.
Hopefully this will take Americans’ minds off the fact that we haven’t the slightest clue about anything at all more potentially lethal than bopping
security guards with cell phones…”
April 1st, 2006 at 3:01 pm e
You’ve been watching CNN for too long BRT.
They’re all people I met during my training in the Air Cadets. Unfortunatly, I couldn’t enter the Air Force and fly over Hanoi because of an ingrown toe nail. But that doesn’t matter, my efforts in supporting the troops in writting are nothing less than comparable to General Patton’s victory in the Ardennes.
April 1st, 2006 at 3:15 pm e
Jack–
Don’t sell yourself short. Your contribution is at least as important as that of Phoebidas, the scourge of the Thebans!
BRT–
It’s just like you Cindy Sheehan types to consult with the Dalai Lama on strategic matters. Of course killing bin Laden will create 10 more bin Ladens in his place. That’s why we should do it.
If killing our enemies is a good thing, then how much better is it to have 10 times as many enemies to kill? Ten times better! Why do you think President Bush has conducted his foreign policy in such a belligerent manner? It creates enemies. That’s a proven fact.
I don’t expect you moonbats to understand.
April 1st, 2006 at 3:18 pm e
Rayn–
Next time you have one of your contacts over to swap war stories, could you let me know? I’ll just hang out in the next room, and I’ll be quiet as a mouse. You won’t even know I’m there. Please?
April 1st, 2006 at 8:49 pm e
Hey! Here’s Osama. Super-Scouse has found him for ya.
This is the cave he’s in.