A course, come on, “rice?” Couldn’t she name herself “wheat” or “bacon” or something domestic an not associated with the enemies a America?

I can prove that Condoleezza Rice hates America. I’ll start at the beginning. Michelle Malkin warns us:

As always, take Wikipedia with a huge grain of salt, though this entry is pretty straightforward.

Wikipedia provides the proof about the Medium Lobster, namely, that:

The Medium Lobster is a higher being with superior knowledge from beyond space and time.

The Medium Lobster explains everythin else we need to know:

Millions were outraged to learn last December that the president had authorized a warrantless domestic spy program in direct violation of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. The news represented a breach of a sacred trust: a violation not only of law, but of one of the most fundamental social contracts in democratic society. This time, the press had gone too far.

Were it not for the New York Times, the American people would never have been menaced by this rogue information. Oh, terrorists would still be aware the U.S. was trying to wiretap them, but they wouldn’t know it was trying to wiretap them illegally.

Well it’s bad enough for a terrorist organization like the New York Times to commit treason, but it’s even worse for our own Secretary of State to do so. You may have seen Condi Rice in the news lately admitting that the United States has made mistakes in Iraq:

Rice also sought to assure Europeans that all terrorist suspects detained by the US would be tried before courts. She later admitted to reporters that the US made ‘mistakes’ in Iraq: ‘I know we have made tactical errors, thousands of them I am sure.’

What’s worse, she said this to the BBC, so now the British know we’ve made mistakes too. Even worse still, she also wants to close Guantanamo. All the prisoners there are Arab. An Rice just wants to let the terrorists go free?

She’s providin aid an comfort to the enemy! She’s tellin them that we’ve made thousands a mistakes in Iraq an that sooner or later we’re goin to close down the detention facility where we keep them apart from the world an use enhanced interrogation techniques to get them to confess their plots to blow up the Thanksgiving Day Parade with a nuclear bomb an a smoked ham! If the terrorists know we’re incompetent an that we’re goin to stop torturin them, they’ll just become emboldened — an our soldiers will lose confidence in their mission when they learn that Condi Rice thinks they’ve been throwin away their lives.

This is what you get when you let a woman out a her natural place, the kitchen, an into the government. She should be bakin pies and makin babies for Chocolate Mayor Ray Nagin. She’s a moonbat, a betrayer a the conservative faith, a liberal who spits in the face a American soldiers an supports Islamoterrorism — but a course you never hear this from the leftist press like Bill O’Reilly and Joe Scarborough. Something must be done!

JML

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