Shut the fuck up, Red State, or I’ll Punch You In the Nose.
April 1st, 2006 by JeschelleSome unhinged moonbat on Red State has a fucking problem with my condemnation of that little fucktard Ben Domenech.
Many of us were angered by Michelle Malkin’s dismissive treatment of Ben Domenich as the “troubles” of the past few weeks unfolded. Many of us thought Michelle should have waited to hear Ben’s side of the story. Especially since she knew Ben. To me (and, I suspect, others), it seemed that Michelle was an opportunist here. As I’ve said before, it seems to me that part of Michelle’s schtick is to hunt witches. To be one of the first in the conservative blogosphere to point at an “offender”, yell “J’accuse”–and then, later on, sit back and say “See, I was the first to call for his/her head…”
No shit, Sherlock. It took you that long to figure it out? Fuck, you’re stupid. As stupid as one of those dumbass criminals radio morning show hosts always profile, who usually look something like this:
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I admit it.
I’m just plain scared of Hispanics and Black people.
Don’t tell anyone, okay?
Terri Schiavo says “Shut Up, Red State!”
So does Casey Sheehan
April 1st, 2006 at 2:48 pm e
Does one pronounce “Nech” like “neck” or to rhyme with “lech”?
April 1st, 2006 at 3:39 pm e
That’s really priceless.
April 1st, 2006 at 3:47 pm e
Jesus, they’re STILL crying about Domenech and all the “traitors?” Fuck them. (And yes, I was specifically called a “traitor” for saying plagiarism sucks and that he needed to go. Whatever.)
What’s hilarious is that they talk about Malkin being “all about Malkin,” when they call those that disagree “traitors,” like everyone’s mission in life should be to only have Red State-approved opinions.
April 1st, 2006 at 4:43 pm e
What’s hilarious is that they talk about Malkin being “all about Malkin,” when they call those that disagree “traitors,” like everyone’s mission in life should be to only have Red State-approved opinions.
It’s true, Michelle Malkin’s credibility and objectivity is beyond reproach!
April 1st, 2006 at 6:51 pm e
Any bat chowderhead(love it!) who truly believes Domenech was trying to pass off a work as blindingly obvious as Dickens’ Tale of Two Cities-rote recited from elementary school level wingnut enclaves and bat grottoes all over the universe- as his own, has to be free basing it up the wrong nostril for crying out loud(love that too and always wanted to use it in a sentence).
He likely considered it a totally unnecessary qualifier since every semi literate dumb ass in the modern civilized world, from his gardener Que? to his mixed breed cat Maynard knows how to begin a sentence with “It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.”
Next time Ben, if you’re going to use a comment like “In the beginning” or “Mr. Gorbechev, tear down this wall”, better do a 4 page preface-big block letters in crayon might work best given the intelligence level and attention span in the bat world-explaining in detail just where, when , how and by what method you came by first hand knowledge of the phrase, precisely what legal procedures you followed and how many brief case carrying flying monkeys you launched in order to obtain permission to quote it in your writings.
Never misunderestimate the level of intelligence, capacity for mindless bat blather, fear of the truth, obsession with side line pebble throwing and proclivity for juvenile “gotcha” back alley circle jerking of the grotto dwellers….
April 1st, 2006 at 9:50 pm e
Never misunderestimate the level of intelligence, capacity for mindless bat blather, fear of the truth, obsession with side line pebble throwing and proclivity for juvenile “gotcha” back alley circle jerking of the grotto dwellers….
Next time Ben, if you’re going to use a comment like “In the beginning” or “Mr. Gorbechev, tear down this wall”, better do a 4 page preface-big block letters in crayon might work best given the intelligence level and attention span in the bat world-explaining in detail just where, when , how and by what method you came by first hand knowledge of the phrase, precisely what legal procedures you followed and how many brief case carrying flying monkeys you launched in order to obtain permission to quote it in your writings.
He likely considered it a totally unnecessary qualifier since every semi literate dumb ass in the modern civilized world, from his gardener Que? to his mixed breed cat Maynard knows how to begin a sentence with “It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.”
Any bat chowderhead(love it!) who truly believes Domenech was trying to pass off a work as blindingly obvious as Dickens’ Tale of Two Cities-rote recited from elementary school level wingnut enclaves and bat grottoes all over the universe- as his own, has to be free basing it up the wrong nostril for crying out loud(love that too and always wanted to use it in a sentence).